What is a cup of alien juice made of?
1 teardrop of ancient Chinese princess
1 cup of cactus powder
1 Mars pink slime
2 drops of alien blood
“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles.”
- Kelli Jae Baeli, Bettered by a Dead Crustacean